A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond
| Marriage jokes
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
| Insect jokes
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
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Where does the aardvark family always
| Aardvark jokes
Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!
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Consider one of the most perplexing
| Answer me this jokes
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
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A rabbit's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma’s very deaf, so I’m writing very loudly.