Why are spiders good swimmers ?
| Insect jokes
Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
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What did the neurotic pig say to the
| Farmer jokes
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
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How do you find your dog if
| Dog jokes
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
| Beauty jokes
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
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What do you do? a young man asked
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !