On the way to
| Children jokes
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
| Dentist jokes
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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Why did God create women?
| Dirty jokes
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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Does killing time damage
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Does killing time damage eternity?'
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