What sort of dance do fish do at
| Dance jokes
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
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What are crisp, like milk and go
| Mouse jokes
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
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Why shouldn't you believe a
| Bed jokes
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your
| School jokes
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!