Pig’s explanation for the creation of the

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

| Dog jokes

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!

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A customer was bothering the

| Food jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth an

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Doctor, doctor! said the

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse ta

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup

| Dead and dying jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

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Last year's Christmas pudding was so

| Christmas jokes

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

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Pig’s explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.