I had a dream you were a tire last

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to

| Sport jokes

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturb

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Why did the cat sleep under the

| Cat jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

| Ghost jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.

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A young family moved into a

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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She h

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How do whales type e-mails?

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How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

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I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.