Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
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Where is the monster's temple?
| Monster jokes
Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.
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What's another name for an assistant stable
| Horse jokes
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the
| Elephant jokes
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
| Mouse jokes
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
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Your teeth are like the stars, he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!