How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at

Why did Davy Crockett always

| Birthday jokes

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

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How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack's

| Sport jokes

How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's eighty-five and

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Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps

| Monster jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

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Helpline? I've just pushed a

| Computer jokes

Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.