Two men were walking home after a Halloween
| Spelling jokes
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
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What's a shy and retiring
| Accountant jokes
What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
| College jokes
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman
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What do you call an alien surfing
| Internet jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.