A preacher was completing
| Religious jokes
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then fina
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What do you call an elephant with a
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
| Frog jokes
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
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A young college student had
| Biologist jokes
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. T
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I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.