Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"
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Did you hear that the Post Office had to
| Lawyer jokes
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
| Men jokes
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Chaffee
| Idiot and fool jokes
Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didn't. One day his neighbor Nibley could stand no more. "Do you realize," asked Nibley, "that you and I know all there is to be known?" "Do you really think so?" said Chaffee. "How do you figure that?" "Ea
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn’t move. He finally brought the truck’ to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: “What the hell’s the matter with you two?.Didn’t you hear me? You could have been killed!” The man replied nonchalantly: “Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes.”