What goes up slowly and comes down quickly
| Elephant jokes
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
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A guy stumbles
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes
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A mom
| School jokes
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little
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What do you give a
| Birthday jokes
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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Mother: Why was the phone busy all
| Telephone jokes
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !