What do you call an aardvark that writes
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
| Ghost jokes
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a
| Cowboy jokes
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.
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How do dolphins send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
| Blonde jokes
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!