Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the
| Business jokes
Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."
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Who holds up
| Computer jokes
Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin'
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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
| Police jokes
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "He
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
| Bird jokes
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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Q: What do a coffin and a condom
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.