Boss: “I can assure you that the value of the

Why did the blonde have

| Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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An 80 year

| Old age jokes

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After check

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.

| Cow jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail

| Elephant jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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Q: Why did the haunted house not

| Humor jokes

Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Boss: “I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.” Employee: “That’s because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?” Boss: “Right. Except for the ‘us’ part.”