Why is a bride always out of luck on her
| Marriage jokes
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
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Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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Bill: Where did you
| Criminal jokes
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.