How do sheep in Mexico say

After the third day of a really torrid

| Marriage jokes

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey ?" "W

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After a difficult day a struggling actor

| Movie and TV jokes

After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your

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What did one mosquito say to

| Insect jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was

| Aviation jokes

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."

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Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for

| Halloween jokes

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!