After my wife and her former best
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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we
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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!
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While trying to diagnose a
| Computer jokes
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it s
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How did Frankenstein's
| Monster jokes
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with
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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, “Anything you can do, I can do better.” The veteran bomber pilot answered, “Try this hot-shot.” The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotdog asked, “So? What did you do?” “I just shut down two engines, kid.”