Kung Fu for Beginners

What's grey and moves at a hundred

| Elephant jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a

| Journalist jokes

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being

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Q: What happens when a blonde gets

| Blonde jokes

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

| Police jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Teacher: Who can tell me where

| School jokes

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga