What’s a rabbits’ favorite song? “Hoppy Birthday to You.”
Category: Rabbit jokes
What’s a rabbits’ favorite
What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical? Hare.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?
What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?
What’s a rabbits’ favorite book? Hop on Pop.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What must a policeman have before searching a
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits’ home? A search warren!
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.