What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?

What is a Mexican weather report?

| Weather jokes

What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.

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The bartender asks the guy

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby

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Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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A brunette doing laundry asked her

| Blonde jokes

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!

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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother

| Old age jokes

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

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What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.