Q: How many DP's
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill
| Men jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
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Are you in
| School jokes
Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
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A man was fed up of
| Car and train jokes
A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there w
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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.