First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

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Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

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Q: What do you call a

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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.

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To whom do fish go to borrow money ?

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To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

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What does a footballer and a magician have in

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

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What is a computer virus?

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What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

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First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.