Q: How can you tell if a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
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Did you hear about the overweight
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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A doctor, an engineer, and a
| Heaven and hell jokes
A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to
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A butler came running into his important
| Ghost jokes
A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.