Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to

Q: How can you tell if a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Did you hear about the overweight

| Horse jokes

Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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A doctor, an engineer, and a

| Heaven and hell jokes

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to

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A butler came running into his important

| Ghost jokes

A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.