One day, a grandpa and his grandson
| Old age jokes
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bu
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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
| Dead and dying jokes
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
| Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'
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Yo mama's so stupid, she
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.