Where do Martians drink beer

What is the most common

| Ethnic jokes

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

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A state trooper pulled a car over and

| Car and train jokes

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife lean

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When they arrived at the therapist's

| Mental health jokes

When they arrived at the therapist's office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles and hour describing all

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Q: How

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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Whats green and goes round and

| Frog jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !