An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for
| Military jokes
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slo
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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
| Birthday jokes
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking
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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over b
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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
| Pig jokes
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant
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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.