Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look
| Firefighter jokes
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
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Why can't an elephant ride a
| Bicycle jokes
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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General Minh
| Vietnamese
Note: The characters' speech should be spoken in a fake Asian accent. The r's and l's should be merged into an intermediate sound. When South Vietnam was nearing its end, and General Minh was in charge, a popular artist came to him and asked to make a statue in his honor (at government expense).
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A man is driving along in the Irish
| Car and train jokes
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well,
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and
| Computer jokes
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Teacher: What’s a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma’am.