Why did the Aggie call 911 in the
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado'
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While I was
| Dentist jokes
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the i
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How much deeper would the ocean be
| Answer me this jokes
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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Why did the pig join a muscle-building
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
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Policeman: Why were you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
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A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. “Where were you? I was worried sick.” “It was such nice day, I decided to walk.”