If you take half from

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

| Humor jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

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What does a cat like

| Birthday jokes

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....

| Blonde jokes

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"

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Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.