What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
| Humor jokes
What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.
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What does a cat like
| Birthday jokes
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
| Blonde jokes
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.