Why did the Aggie call 911 in the

Why do pigs never recover from illness ?

| Pig jokes

Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

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Were any famous men born on your

| Birthday jokes

Were any famous men born on your birthday? "No, only little babies."

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Two newfies walked into a pet

| Idiot and fool jokes

Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfi

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The husband was not home at

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. "Do you rea

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Dont' Wake the Baby

| Book title jokes

Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? – He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado’