How do man-eating monsters count to a
| Monster jokes
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
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Hey buddy.
| Music jokes
Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.
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Why were the hens lying on their backs
| Bird jokes
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the
| Business jokes
Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."
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What does a squid sheriff form?
| Various animal jokes
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!
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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.