First witch: My beauty

How do man-eating monsters count to a

| Monster jokes

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

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Hey buddy.

| Music jokes

Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs

| Bird jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the

| Business jokes

Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."

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What does a squid sheriff form?

| Various animal jokes

What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!

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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.