Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn

What do you call a letter sent up the

| Christmas jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

| Dog jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !

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Did you hear about that guy

| Religious jokes

Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

| Fishing jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer

| Christmas jokes

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!

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Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.