Waiter, there's a fly in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
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What is the difference between Father Christmas
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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What did the mama pig say
| Pig jokes
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."
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A recruit examines the food served to him
| Military jokes
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
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Did you hear about the argumentative
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
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Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true….Comet cleans sinks!