Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
| Marriage jokes
Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
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What's the best way to see a charging herd
| Elephant jokes
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light
| Yo momma jokes
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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What are you doing?
| Dead and dying jokes
What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
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What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
| Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
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What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!