yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease

Doctor, Doctor

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a

| School jokes

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving

| Farmer jokes

A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.

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A skunk family had two little skunks

| Various animal jokes

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for

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What do polar bears have for lunch ?

| Various animal jokes

What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

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yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..