How would you get four reindeer
| Various animal jokes
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first
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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40
| Religious jokes
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
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How did the monster cure his sore throat?
| Monster jokes
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
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Which kind of ink do you put in your
| Computer jokes
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
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What did the egg say to the
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The lawyer protested that a three-year wait was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears. The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willing to change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked: “Why can appeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?” The devil answered: “We have all of the judges.”