What do you call a vampire that can lift up
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped
| Dog jokes
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench
| Children jokes
A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`
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What do dogs have that
| Dog jokes
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
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What's grey, stands in a river when it
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.