Why did the boy carry a clock and a
| Halloween jokes
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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Mother: Did you
| School jokes
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
| Snake jokes
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
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Married life
| Marriage jokes
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
| King Kong jokes
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.
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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!