A man went to work for a zoo
| Zoo jokes
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
| Divorce jokes
Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
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Can a hamburger marry a
| Burger jokes
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
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Why did the cannibal live on his own?
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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Late one night, a burglar
| Bird jokes
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voi
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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !