Why did the boy carry a clock and a
| Halloween jokes
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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Why did the girl sit on her
| Time jokes
Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
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When does a female deer need money?
| Money jokes
When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
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I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's
| Religious jokes
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!
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At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being “lifeless as a statue.” “That is absurd,” Gore stoically stated. “When elected, the people of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am.” Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, “Honey, you have a pigeon on your head.”