A monster and a zombie went into a
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.
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How many accountants
| Accountant jokes
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
| Men jokes
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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Three men die and go to heaven and
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, what's your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Paul: 120K. St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of money? Paul:
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!