Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read

What's the definition of a good actor?

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What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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Little

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

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A defendant was

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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise

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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's

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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I’ve got red hair !