A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
| Aviation jokes
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good an
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What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
| Insect jokes
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
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What's black, yellow and covered in
| Insect jokes
What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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One day, two guys were driving
| Car and train jokes
One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing
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What did the tooth say to the dentist? “Fill ‘er up!”