Three men died in a car accident and
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times
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Waiter, there is a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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How much money did the bronco have?
| Horse jokes
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
| Farmer jokes
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so ta
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In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
| Marriage jokes
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, little lady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wak
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‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?’ ‘I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?’ ‘You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !