Q: Why is a violinist
| Music jokes
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
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My sister went
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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How can you tell if there is
| Elephant jokes
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
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I use the internet
| Internet jokes
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!