Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
[ read more ]
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
| Snake jokes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
[ read more ]
A friend of
| Marriage jokes
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
[ read more ]
Q: How many republicans
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that
[ read more ]
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
[ read more ]
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.