What is the most faithful
| Insect jokes
What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at
| Music jokes
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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Doctor,
| Christmas jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
| Criminal jokes
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
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A doctor and his wife were having a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was i
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Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali–Democrats do that