Why did the monster put the
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
[ read more ]
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
| Gorilla jokes
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!
[ read more ]
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
| Dirty jokes
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woma
[ read more ]
One day our
| School jokes
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke
[ read more ]
A famous professor of surgery died and
| Heaven and hell jokes
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Comm
[ read more ]
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it’s raining cats and dogs !