What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
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Lee was known among his friends for the
| Marriage jokes
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me."
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A German woman is walking down the street.
| Blonde jokes
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.
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A fellow was very much in
| Marriage jokes
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the
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Question: What is the difference between a woman
| Dirty jokes
Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home, “will I have to go home and come back now?” he ask. The woman says, “unbutton your shirt.” he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” as she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about this experience at social security office. She says, “you should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”